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Some collections follow the rules. This one followed a grin into the dark.
We already had a seat at the table and were pouring the tea when Chris called, wondering if it was time for another Hales + FunkyBrims exclusive. We told him to pull up a chair. Things were about to get mad.
Truth is, this particular rabbit hole had been waiting for us for years. If anyone was going to grab a seat at the table with us, it was the Mad Hatter himself, Chris at FunkyBrims. He has made a name for himself creating some of the coolest caps around, and the fit for our second exclusive together could not have been better.
Then the clock quit behaving.
Gray and black arrived first, brooding in the shadows. Then vibrant purple tore through the plaid like a mood swing nobody saw coming. From across the room, the men’s and women’s flannels look dark and polished. Step closer and the purple starts spinning.
Warped pearl snaps twist down the front and across both cuffs. Inside, Time has quit behaving. A crooked clock, mushrooms and the Hatter’s 10/6 top hat disappear into a spiral where size and common sense have lost their footing.
The madness did what madness does. It refused to stay buttoned up.
It climbed onto the OG Series hat, rising across the crown in puffed embroidery before slipping beneath the brim in custom Wonderland artwork. It spilled across the back of a black graphic tee, where our Hatter holds court while the Cheshire Cat grins, a clock warps, mushrooms shift and the tea party completely loses control. By the time it reached the Hales-exclusive vinyl garage banner, it demanded an entire wall.
The clock bends. The grin widens. The tea starts asking questions. The deeper you go, the less sense it makes, until four little words are the only thing left that sound true.
“WE’RE ALL MAD HERE.” PULL UP A CHAIR AND JOIN US!
⚠️ LIMITED EDITION • NO RESTOCKS. Once the last seat at the table is claimed, this tea party is over.