The Wretch Unisex Zip Up Hoodie

The streetlights are buzzin’, the boulevard’s packed and something wretched just rolled up in a wicked ’55 Chevy.

Dr. Frankenstein’s wretched creature didn’t come for a cheeseburger. He came looking for that yellow ’32 everyone’s been talking about, ready to finally settle who’s the fastest around. Now he’s posted up against his ride outside the Monster Malt Shop, waiting to see if that infamous deuce coupe lives up to the stories he's heard. Steve’s white ’58 Impala and Toad’s ’59 Vespa already have front-row seats. Nobody knows what’ll be left once they drop the hammer.

We laid the whole cinematic nightmare across the back of this zip hoodie in crisp detail, keeping the front clean and timeless with a coordinating green-and-white HALES oval on the left chest. Then we cranked up the voltage. Long, outlined green lightning bolts tear down both sleeves and look like glowing green electricity against the black. Our signature HALES woven label stitched onto the split kangaroo pocket finishes the whole thing.

⚠️ LIMITED EDITION • NO RESTOCKS. When the last one is claimed, the lab goes dark. We’re not jolting this wretched creation back to life.

Features:

• Full Wretch Back Graphic: A Frankenstein-inspired boulevard showdown loaded with classic cars, glowing signs, fine tattoos and hidden HALES callbacks.
• Neon-Style Lightning Sleeves: Long, outlined green bolts tear down both arms and look like glowing electricity against the black fleece.
• Premium Heavyweight Fleece: Built from heavyweight 10 oz. 70% ring-spun cotton / 30% polyester fleece with a soft 100% cotton face for warmth, comfort and minimal shrinkage.
• Generous Unisex Fit: Room to layer without swallowing you whole.
• Fleece-Lined Hood: Extra warmth when the cold air starts cutting through.
• Built to Hold Up: Split-stitch double-needle sewing reinforces every seam, while a sturdy nickel zipper, heavy-gauge round drawcord, and nickel eyelets.
• Signature HALES Details: A coordinating green-and-white HALES oval keeps the left chest clean, while our woven logo label finishes the split kangaroo pocket.

COLD NIGHTS. DARK STREETS. THE WRETCH IS RIGHT AT HOME.