{"product_id":"the-wretch-unisex-tee","title":"The Wretch Unisex Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt started with one of those late-night thoughts that refused to die: What if American Graffiti had been filmed with Universal Monsters and a grindhouse horror director calling the shots?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn our version, Dr. Frankenstein’s wretched creature became The Wretch, the greaser we always imagined him to be. We handed the idea to our artist and told him to make it look like the dead had taken over the boulevard. The Wretch is posted against a black ’55 Chevy inspired by the one Harrison Ford drove as Bob Falfa. He’s hunting down Milner for the race that would finally settle who owns the night. Milner’s yellow ’32 Ford, Steve’s white ’58 Impala and Toad’s ’59 Vespa all earned their spots outside the Monster Malt Shop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook closer and the nightmare gets even worse. “Brainburgers and Flies” buzzes in sickly neon, our Bad Moon werewolf claws through the graveyard, and LIVE FAST, DIE UGLY delivers the only warning this town is going to get. The Wretch stands there with slicked-back hair, bolts jutting from both sides of his neck, thick staples holding his head and arms in place and blood covering his once-white tank. “Reborn” is inked across his cheek, Mary Shelley stretches across his chest, and Dr. Frankenstein is blasted down his forearm. Lightning bolts and artwork from our Mad Scientist illustration are buried among the rest of his ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe printed the entire scene in high resolution across the back of a sinister black tee, letting the sickly greens, glowing signs, polished chrome and fine tattoos crawl out of the darkness. The front stays clean with a coordinating green-and-white HALES oval hit. We buried more than a few Easter eggs in this one. How many can you dig up?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e⚠️ LIMITED EDITION • NO RESTOCKS. Once that wretched creature peels out of the parking lot, there’s no rematch. No resurrection.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFull Wretch Back Graphic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A Frankenstein-inspired hot rod nightmare loaded with classic cars, horror, neon and hidden Hales callbacks.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Resolution Printing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Captures the tattoos, chrome, shadows and tiny background details found throughout the artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoordinating Left Chest Hit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A clean green-and-white HALES oval graphic carries the collection colors onto the front.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSinister Black Colorway:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Makes every sickly green, moonlit gray and strip of chrome jump off the shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Soft, comfortable and built for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Unisex Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A short-sleeve crewneck designed for both men and women.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShrink Advisory:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This 100% cotton tee may shrink approximately one full size. We recommend sizing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE WRETCH IS LOOSE. THE WHOLE TOWN BETTER BE READY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0355\/1438\/4443\/files\/Hales_Unisex_T-Shirt_Size_Chart.png?v=1782842054\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hale's Speed Shop","offers":[{"title":"Small (Fits like XSmall)","offer_id":44138717020219,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-Small","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium (Fits like Small)","offer_id":44138717052987,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-Medium","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (Fits like Medium)","offer_id":44138717085755,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-Large","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XLarge (Fits like Large)","offer_id":44138717118523,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-XLarge","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XLarge (Fits like XLarge)","offer_id":44138717151291,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-2XLarge","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XLarge (Fits like 2XLarge)","offer_id":44138717184059,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-3XLarge","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XLarge (Fits like 3XLarge)","offer_id":44138717216827,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-4XLarge","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XLarge (Fits like 4XLarge)","offer_id":44138717249595,"sku":"The Wretch Tee-5XLarge","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0355\/1438\/4443\/files\/46A6497.jpg?v=1791563435","url":"https:\/\/www.halesspeedshop.com\/products\/the-wretch-unisex-tee","provider":"Hales Speed Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}